Prometheus - The Movie
2012-06-11Scenario: a grocery store
A WOMAN approaches you as you carefully appreciate the sodium content of a can of beans.
WOMAN: That can of beans is going to kill Earth!
YOU: My God!
(you proceed to bludgeon your forehead with the can of beans until you knock yourself unconscious.)
— This is a parody of a scene from #Prometheus, source: IMDB comment.